The first post It’s the summer of 2017. I’m standing in front of the drinks fridge in a corner store in Premantura, Croatia. We are popping in to grab a drink after a bike ride on the Kamenjak Peninsula. It’s hot out, and I am properly dusty. I intended to grab a juice or some… Continue reading The Chocolate Milk Story
Category: Words
The Perfect Amount of Star Wars
Most of us have watched too much Star Wars. If you have watched zero Star Wars, congratulations! You have watched a perfect amount of Star Wars. Try not to be fucking annoying about it. This is however, the rock-bottom tier in perfect amounts of Star Wars watching. Maybe though, you would actually like to watch… Continue reading The Perfect Amount of Star Wars
Hello 2025
The blog is back. It’s been 15 years since I opened it with Hello 2010. That post is long deleted, as is most of what I ever wrote here. Anyway, in classic blog fashion this is a post to tell you that there will be posts. They will be irregular at best. There will be… Continue reading Hello 2025
Hypermiling
The vehicle chimed. “You have arrived at your destination.” Percy reached over and hit the DISPLAY button to pull up his fuel efficiency stats. Completely stealth approach. Battery-only coasting for the last mile, 50 to the gallon for the whole ride. Off-road. Had to be some kind of a record. He leaned back in his… Continue reading Hypermiling
Get Real
A quick catch-up on a family chat in 2043. Short fiction I wrote for a collaboration with logo & type designer Peter Korsman of autograph.works. Happy New Year everyone! SLOIPNET 1.2.c [SECURE GROUP] PARTICIPANTS: [Fern, Rangi Bro, Sys] SUBJECT: [SIBLING UPDATES. EVERYBODY DIES RIP LOL ¯\_(ツ)_/¯] [SYNCHED: 02:48 27/12/2042] Hey guys, been a while since… Continue reading Get Real